how 2 b a cool kid like ryro

i'm sure yall want 2 kno how 2 b soooooo cool like ryro so i wrote step by step proces

step 1 be a littl e dorky gay boy thats rly skinny

step 2 be friends with pete wnetz or another man of equal emoness (jk lol no1s as emo as pete)

step 4 be signed by that emo and give a go at ur own emo band

step 4 be bettr at makeup than is for ur own good

step 5 give up on ur band

step 6 do nothing fo r a few yrs

step 7 confuse ur cat with ur children

now u kno how to be a cool fag with cat babys congrats